Top Five STL April Fool's Headlines

5. Metro Says Look on the Bright Side: Reduced Metro Buses are Now More Than “Half Full”

4. This Just In: The Campaign to Reelect Mayor Slay has hired Sherry Wilson-Coleman, Roberta Coleman, May Eda Coleman, Marie Edison-Williams-Coleman III, and Mrs. Coleman C. Coleman, all under mysterious circumstances

3. The New Plan for Ballpark Village? Plant Trees on Site and Release Cardinals—the Bird Variety—to Populate Them

2. Aldermen claim too many constituents; seek to double ward total to 56.

1. Loughborough Commons development welcomes first sidewalk; officials say pedestrian traffic is brisk